When it comes to life advice, most people turn to friends, family, or maybe even a therapist. But in 2025, we have two new unlikely contenders: ChatGPT, the AI assistant, and… my dog. Yes, I decided to put them head-to-head in a bizarre experiment: Who gives better life advice—artificial intelligence or my furry best friend?
The Experiment Setup
Here’s how it worked: I asked ChatGPT a series of common life advice questions. At the same time, I let my dog “answer” by choosing between two treats. For example, one treat represented “Yes,” the other “No.” Whichever one she picked first became her official answer.
It wasn’t exactly scientific—but it was hilarious, unpredictable, and surprisingly insightful at times.
Question 1: Should I Quit My Job?
ChatGPT’s Advice: It offered a balanced response, suggesting I evaluate my financial stability, future opportunities, and reasons for wanting to leave. It reminded me not to make impulsive decisions.
Dog’s Advice: She immediately chose the “Yes” treat and ate it in under two seconds. Apparently, my dog thinks freedom (and more time for walks) is always the right choice.
Winner: ChatGPT for realism, but I have to admit, the dog’s confidence was inspiring.
Question 2: Should I Text My Ex?
ChatGPT’s Advice: It carefully reminded me to consider why I wanted to reach out and whether it would actually be healthy or productive.
Dog’s Advice: She sniffed both treats, walked away, and laid down. No answer at all. Honestly, that might be the best answer anyone could give.
Winner: The dog, hands down.
Question 3: Should I Start That Business Idea I’ve Been Sitting On?
ChatGPT’s Advice: It encouraged me to do market research, create a small pilot, and move forward cautiously but confidently.
Dog’s Advice: She went straight for the “Yes” treat like her life depended on it. Zero hesitation.
Winner: Tie. ChatGPT gave the strategic plan; my dog gave the motivation.
Question 4: Should I Eat Dessert Tonight?
ChatGPT’s Advice: It said it’s fine to indulge occasionally, as long as it fits into an overall healthy diet.
Dog’s Advice: She didn’t even wait for me to finish setting the treats down—she just grabbed one. The answer was a resounding “YES.”
Winner: My dog. ChatGPT might be smart, but nothing beats pure enthusiasm for dessert.
Question 5: Will Everything Work Out in the End?
ChatGPT’s Advice: It gave a thoughtful answer about resilience, patience, and focusing on what’s in your control.
Dog’s Advice: She wagged her tail, barked, and went for the “Yes” treat. It felt like the canine version of a pep talk.
Winner: The dog. Sometimes optimism is all you really need.
What I Learned from the Experiment
- ChatGPT gives thoughtful, practical, and nuanced advice that works in the real world.
- My dog gives blunt, confident, and often hilarious answers that cut through overthinking.
- Together, they balance each other out—logic plus instinct, strategy plus joy.
The Pros of Asking ChatGPT
- Detailed, personalized responses
- Encourages long-term thinking
- Helps you weigh pros and cons
The Pros of Asking My Dog
- Instant clarity (no overanalyzing)
- Optimism and encouragement in treat form
- Always available for emotional support (and cuddles)
Final Verdict
So, who gives better life advice—ChatGPT or my dog? Honestly, it’s a tie. ChatGPT gives the structured, logical advice you can build a plan around. My dog gives the simple, gut-level answers we sometimes need to hear. The truth is, life might be best lived somewhere in between—where you plan carefully, but also grab the treat without hesitation.
And let’s be real—if you can get both career strategy and snack enthusiasm in one afternoon, you’re doing life right.